BKMs for a Boozer !!

These are the BKM's of drinking I liked in the whole list of 86 in this Drunkard Magazine..

• The only thing that tastes better than free liquor is stolen liquor
• Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb
• If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference
• Being drunk is feeling sophisticated without being able to say it.
• After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.
• If you can't afford to tip, you can't afford to drink in a bar. Go to the liquor store.
• Never complain about the quality or brand of a free drink.
• Learn to appreciate hangovers. If it was all good times every jackass would be doing it
• If you do a shot, finish it. If you don't plan to finish it, don't accept it.
• If there is ever any confusion, the fuller beer is yours.
• If you’re going to drink on the job, drink vodka. It’s the no-tell liquor.
• You will forget every one of these by your fifth drink.